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Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals
who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them
there.

A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We'r
e being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a ti
me like this?''

The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!''