A man was nervously pacing around the waiting room as his wife was giving birth to their first child. After an eternity the doctor came out and said, "I have some news for you... you have a baby girl. And there's something else... she's special.

The man nervously asked, "Special - like retarded?"

The doctor said no and told him to follow him into the room. There lying on the table was his new girl. The doctor then told the man that his baby could fly. The man looked completely perplexed, so the doc said he would show him.

He picked the baby up and threw her across the room where she smashed into a wall and slid to the floor. The man didn't think this was amusing at all. The doctor assured the man that only moments ago, the baby was flying all over the room and that he should give the baby another try.

The doc picked up the baby and tossed it in the air again. This time it hit the ceiling and crashed to the floor. By now the man was furious and demanded an explanation, saying, "Obviously you were lying, my baby can't fly!"

The doctor said, "Yeah you're right, I was just messing with you. It was stillborn."