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A man and a priest were having a friendly game of golf. When the man missed his putt..

Man: God damn it, I missed!
Priest: Don't say that! God might hear you and get angry.
Man: Sorry..

The man goes for his shot again and he still missed the hole.

Man: God damn it, I missed!
Priest: I told you not to say that. God might get angry.
Man: Sorry..

On his third shot, the man missed the hole again..

Man: God damn it, I missed!

Now this time, God, who heard the conversation, got really pissed and threw a lightning rod at the man. But unfortunately, it hit the Priest straight in the head!

God (shouted): God damn it, I missed!!!